• PISCES - send someone butt pics and ur month will be good
• AQUARIUS - ur aesthetics need to change
• SAGITTARIUS - u watch too much porn but whatever
• SCORPIO - don’t text him back
• VIRGO - this month will be good if u have good eyebrows… if not, sort out your eyebrows
• GEMINI - stop…
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"